Dalron's Small Black Book

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Making the One You Love Love You Written by: Dalron Pinot

This book is dedicated to all the ladies I've loved, who have loved me back.

-Your eyes are so beautiful they must be prismatic. -I'd cross Lavastorm for you. -The gods must have returned to Norrath, because you are a gift from Erollisi. -I'd reassemble the Shattered Lands for you. -Will you be my heritage quest? -Hey baby, do you speak Tik Toc? Because we really click

-Was you father a Vah Shir? Because he stole the shards of Luclin and put them in your eyes. -You must be a coercer, because you've charmed me. -Cazic help me, I fear I'm in love! -I must look like Lucan, because you've got my eye. -Grr. Bark. Bark. Grr. Bark. That means "I love you" in gnoll. -Your father must be a Ranger cause he sure brought home a fox.